As summer arrives, Brussels’ EU Quarter empties out. Eurocrats and politicos scatter across Europe, seeking holiday destinations that align with their political leanings. Here’s where they might be heading:
Far-Right MEPs Seeking Like-Minded Company
The far-right’s success in the June European Parliament elections calls for a celebration. Members of the newly established Patriots for Europe or Europe of Sovereign Nations groups might find the Côte d’Azur perfect. The French Riviera, with its palm-lined beaches and strong support for the National Rally, offers an ideal retreat.
If Cannes and Saint-Tropez are too pricey, consider the Croatian coast, a favorite of Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán. Orbán has been spotted enjoying the islands of Brač and Vis, making it a fitting destination.
Travel Tips: The French Riviera is less than two hours by plane from Brussels or about a 12-hour drive, following the example of Czech MEP Filip Turek, who drove his 1984 Rolls-Royce from Prague to Brussels. Split, Croatia, is a two-hour flight from Brussels, with ferries to nearby islands.
Unscrupulous Socialist MEPs
Former Socialist & Democrat MEPs Pier Antonio Panzeri and Eva Kaili had a penchant for Morocco and Qatar. Why not follow their lead this summer? Both countries offer exotic experiences, from camel rides to desert adventures. Qatar boasts modern architecture, while Morocco is rich in UNESCO heritage sites.
Travel Tips: Ryanair offers budget flights to Morocco from Charleroi, ensuring discretion. Qatar Airways provides direct flights from Brussels, combining convenience with luxury.
Everyday Socialists
For those who prefer more accessible destinations, Spain under Pedro Sánchez is a great choice. With progressive laws like raised minimum wage and paid menstrual leave, Spain appeals to left-leaning travelers. Barcelona, historically a haven for young leftist expats, remains welcoming.
Travel Tips: Ryanair offers affordable two-hour flights to Barcelona from Charleroi.
Green Lobbyists Promoting Climate Policies
Eco-conscious lobbyists should skip flights and take Europe’s extensive rail network. Amsterdam, known for its bicycle-friendly streets, is just a few hours away by train. For a more distant green escape, Copenhagen is an excellent choice, boasting extensive cycling paths and green spaces.
Travel Tips: Amsterdam is two hours from Brussels by train. Copenhagen requires a 12-hour train journey with changes in Germany, or a 90-minute flight for those less committed to low-carbon travel.
Trainees Facing Job Uncertainty
If your Brussels internship just ended with no job in sight, stick around and work toward becoming an EU functionaire. While the weather may be dismal, you can post photos from Atomium or Flagey to make friends jealous. Use free time to visit the Belgian coast or the College of Europe in Bruges.
Travel Tips: Bruges and Ostend are just an hour by train from Brussels. Train tickets are cheaper for those under 26.
Centrist Dads of All Political Persuasions
British GQ heralded the “hot centrist dad summer,” praising Keir Starmer and Gareth Southgate. Switzerland, with its temperate climate, light lagers, city sights, and mountain hikes, is the ideal destination. Enjoy luxury shopping in Geneva or Zurich, but be mindful of the budget.
Travel Tips: Drive your hatchback or fly Easyjet to Geneva. Rent a convertible from Budget car rental and explore the Swiss highways.
Each destination offers something unique, ensuring EU politicos can unwind in style, wherever their political beliefs may lead them.